sassking-trevor:

cassbones:

lesbe-nerdy:

chanellecassidy:

saber-chan:

My parents aren’t home

You know what that means

*sits in the living room instead of sealing myself away in my room*

this is too accurate 

*parents close the door*, *emerges slowly from room like an easily startled deer*

*Parents come home* *scurries back to room like frightened squirrel*

Y’all think this is a joke but it’s 100% accurate

(via aoroen)

babby no

odaliae:

trollsfan:

roxytherogue:

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why’dya wana be anything like me :(

WHY WOULD YOU?

L

(Source: hi-dave-whats-so-funny, via vrixy)

dodostad:

jackofallinterests:

dodostad:

70’s au where Doc Scratch has a disco ball as a head

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thank you

(via vrixy)

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

(via lethlock)

ombrume:

you know that feeling when nothing’s wrong but nothing’s right either

(via precontation)

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

eatingwatermelonseeds:

princesswitchy:

My whole family assumes I’m straight and it’s like if I say anything like “wow that girl is so pretty” they’re like “you’re pretty too don’t compare yourself’ like no mom the only thing I’m comparing is the width between her legs and how well I could fit.

omg

(via lethlock)

kanrose:

stridering:

MY DAD JUST FUCKIJNG SENT THIS TO ME AND I;M LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD

LEGIT TEARS

(via memphs)

aoroen:

Me this entire summer vacation

aoroen:

Me this entire summer vacation